myth

wedding crasher they give the jerky fiancee visine so he'll toss his cookies al night so he can get w/ the girl. i always thought that was neat little trick i noted that mentally. so apperently that is complete nonsense that doesnt even work! im really upset about this bc its like some super awesom james bond trick. no no its not i doesnt make you sick i imagine you wont feel so good when you drink like a whole thing of it but yes complete urban myth

looking forward too

i am looking forward to my job my sweet most job that i love and i probably wouldbt of had a great summer last year. i work at stanford pool o yes i am a lifeguard and it is awesom. as we all no stanford pool isnt your average pool its a hopping party every day. my fellow employees and i have had a great many times some of which i will never be able to explain let me give you a run down of the fun factor.
lukey whitaker
jess lee
cami prater
shane decker
chase decker
myself
MICHEAL OWEN...
unfortunatly it will not be the usual gang some losses and add ons
revised

jess lee
cami prater
shane
chase
myself
tasha rogers
and our new adult manager bridget with the new management may come with new ideas.
by ideas i mean less awesome memories...... maybe not less memories less fun? thats not really right either but for the few who know the reall stories you understand what im talking about

top ten animals people want that you probablly shouldnt have

10. goldfish everyone has had a goldfish but u love them but your not attached to them bc they die so ez.
9. squrriels there everywhere andlike they do what they want the look cute and cuddly but could probably give you rabislike wear clothes.


8.pig like babe or mu off of uptown girls and gordy


7. elephant like to ride around on and feed peanuts.

6.seal , every one wants a seal to dump in their pool and swim with.



5. monkey like marcel off of friends



4.a hippo do you want one now?

3. walaroo not a kangaroo not a wallby .... walaroo

2. platypus its like a beaver and a duck

1. a dinosaur nuff said

internal conflict

i have a friend that annoys me somuch and she exgrates a lot so i never know what is really going on . so i have to sit and sort out what she really means after she says it so yeah . then she is kinda of hypocritical so she really doesnt make any sense sometimes. but she come tell me this story about somethng someone said or did or something i said or whatever and like make it sound like a big deal so i'll like worry about it until i really find out what happend it's horrible really and i cant say anything beacuse the cycle will just repeat its self it is a fichouse cycle

the ideal mate

if i could geneticlly make my dream mate i would make him equally as intelligent. They would have all the usual intrests video games , movies , yucky stuff the usual. he would be really creative though not like just artistically but like in every way. he'd be athletic and funny. have to be funny that is like a no brainer. has to dress nice but not too nice...... he couldnt be a door mat either he has to able to stand uo for me and himself he would be about 5'7 -5'8 about 150-160 lbs dishwater blonde w/ watery blue eyes . lean athletic build muscel definition not too much though i dontlike meat heads. he would have a really all a round like able personality like he would never meet a stranger kind of thing which is cool. his name would
nathan cory dackshee ( white Caucashian) his pet peeves would be a dirty car and room. he'd bekind of methodacly too not ocd but likes things a certain way.

week 2 story of me life

me- Minka Kelly( the opossite of me)
Darci- Ashley Tisdale( i dont know shes blonde too)
Dad- Alan thicke/Bruce Jenner ( he looks like everyones dad)
Tab- Martina McBride ( my step mom does look kinda like her)

it would basicly be about my family like being the perfect most well balanced family like ever.
kinda like the brady bunch but w/ less kids. we would go on all of these adventures and like places were there would always be a like a moral to the story and it would like teach you the right things to do. yay right things!!

week 1 regret

someting i regret..... uhh well i regret being an idiot and crashing my first car. life would be a lot easire if hadn't i do like the car i have better but still i have to pay for a lot of things including my insurance , gas , phone bill, oil changes , ect. i have i had't been an idiot my second crash ( i hit a deer , i didnt do anything wrong that time) would have been more reasonable my insurance wouldnt be as high and i wouldnt have to compromise my social life for work. that really sucks b/c i have to work all the time i dont see much of my friends anymore . i cant really complain since this is my fault. life would be a lot easier now atleast.