myth

wedding crasher they give the jerky fiancee visine so he'll toss his cookies al night so he can get w/ the girl. i always thought that was neat little trick i noted that mentally. so apperently that is complete nonsense that doesnt even work! im really upset about this bc its like some super awesom james bond trick. no no its not i doesnt make you sick i imagine you wont feel so good when you drink like a whole thing of it but yes complete urban myth

looking forward too

i am looking forward to my job my sweet most job that i love and i probably wouldbt of had a great summer last year. i work at stanford pool o yes i am a lifeguard and it is awesom. as we all no stanford pool isnt your average pool its a hopping party every day. my fellow employees and i have had a great many times some of which i will never be able to explain let me give you a run down of the fun factor.
lukey whitaker
jess lee
cami prater
shane decker
chase decker
myself
MICHEAL OWEN...
unfortunatly it will not be the usual gang some losses and add ons
revised

jess lee
cami prater
shane
chase
myself
tasha rogers
and our new adult manager bridget with the new management may come with new ideas.
by ideas i mean less awesome memories...... maybe not less memories less fun? thats not really right either but for the few who know the reall stories you understand what im talking about

top ten animals people want that you probablly shouldnt have

10. goldfish everyone has had a goldfish but u love them but your not attached to them bc they die so ez.
9. squrriels there everywhere andlike they do what they want the look cute and cuddly but could probably give you rabislike wear clothes.


8.pig like babe or mu off of uptown girls and gordy


7. elephant like to ride around on and feed peanuts.

6.seal , every one wants a seal to dump in their pool and swim with.



5. monkey like marcel off of friends



4.a hippo do you want one now?

3. walaroo not a kangaroo not a wallby .... walaroo

2. platypus its like a beaver and a duck

1. a dinosaur nuff said

internal conflict

i have a friend that annoys me somuch and she exgrates a lot so i never know what is really going on . so i have to sit and sort out what she really means after she says it so yeah . then she is kinda of hypocritical so she really doesnt make any sense sometimes. but she come tell me this story about somethng someone said or did or something i said or whatever and like make it sound like a big deal so i'll like worry about it until i really find out what happend it's horrible really and i cant say anything beacuse the cycle will just repeat its self it is a fichouse cycle

the ideal mate

if i could geneticlly make my dream mate i would make him equally as intelligent. They would have all the usual intrests video games , movies , yucky stuff the usual. he would be really creative though not like just artistically but like in every way. he'd be athletic and funny. have to be funny that is like a no brainer. has to dress nice but not too nice...... he couldnt be a door mat either he has to able to stand uo for me and himself he would be about 5'7 -5'8 about 150-160 lbs dishwater blonde w/ watery blue eyes . lean athletic build muscel definition not too much though i dontlike meat heads. he would have a really all a round like able personality like he would never meet a stranger kind of thing which is cool. his name would
nathan cory dackshee ( white Caucashian) his pet peeves would be a dirty car and room. he'd bekind of methodacly too not ocd but likes things a certain way.

week 2 story of me life

me- Minka Kelly( the opossite of me)
Darci- Ashley Tisdale( i dont know shes blonde too)
Dad- Alan thicke/Bruce Jenner ( he looks like everyones dad)
Tab- Martina McBride ( my step mom does look kinda like her)

it would basicly be about my family like being the perfect most well balanced family like ever.
kinda like the brady bunch but w/ less kids. we would go on all of these adventures and like places were there would always be a like a moral to the story and it would like teach you the right things to do. yay right things!!

week 1 regret

someting i regret..... uhh well i regret being an idiot and crashing my first car. life would be a lot easire if hadn't i do like the car i have better but still i have to pay for a lot of things including my insurance , gas , phone bill, oil changes , ect. i have i had't been an idiot my second crash ( i hit a deer , i didnt do anything wrong that time) would have been more reasonable my insurance wouldnt be as high and i wouldnt have to compromise my social life for work. that really sucks b/c i have to work all the time i dont see much of my friends anymore . i cant really complain since this is my fault. life would be a lot easier now atleast.

week 8 smells

spring smells make me think of easter and like crisp clean sheets weird huh. Or like the smell of fresh mowed grass. i start to think about track season too the past track season i dont participate in this anymore but like running in the early meets and how it was stil alittle cold out and you are freezing and you can't believe your running or even outside right now. eventually it gets hotter and you come home with huge tan lines and your dying from dehydration. spring also reminds me of spring break in texas. might i add its 90 there today. texas seems like summer instead of spring and how on the drive up its like you go through a fast forward of seasons from summer to spring.

week 7 habit

when i was younger i used to obsess about fly awayhairs . i was in like 5th or 6th grade and i was trying to perfect the pony tail. katie ramey and i would like glue our hair down w/ gel so we wouldnt have any fly ways. we looked like ken dolls b/c our hair was like plastic. it was horrible i obviously dont have that problem anymore but it was hilarrious especially when i look back at pictures. wow

i hate my job but sometimes i like it. i work at mcdonalds so you can imagine. if i were to continue working there i would be like a negative poster child for the world. i cant imagine working w/ greasy food all my life. im only working here b/c i need to support my driving expenses and bc/ its close. i cant even stand to work there in the sumer so i go on leave and work at the pool which pays less w/ less hours but i dont even care because its better than being inside all day. i i stayed there for 50 yrs i would probably be some type of manager atleast. my family wouldn't nessecarly be proud but the would be tolerant.

toy week 5

when i was little i carried this doll around it looked like a reall baby. her name was kayla and my best friend had one named timmy. so neighbor girl stole timmy. i dressed her in real baby clothes and my parents gave my a baby carrier for her i drug her around every where. on like family occasions i would dress her in these osh kosh bibes and everyone would ask me how baby kayla was doing. my family isnt a pack rat clan but we do keep things like that. if i wasnt playing w/ my barbies i was playing house w/ who ever would play w/ me. i loved that doll i remember she would get dirty b/c i brought her every where and i would have to was her off.

future child(ren) week 4

dear, boys well atleast i hope there are 2 of you. I hope your taller than me. i also hope your way smarter than me and that you suceed in things that i couldn't like school. i hope i taught you how to work hard and to appreciate what you have. I hope your healthy and happy and who ever your father is loves you. the world is crazy now it will probably be worse then dont get too caught up enjoy the simple things and dont waste time. anyways dont argue with eachother your lucky to be twins. watch over your younger (cibiling(s)) . have a nice life



love MOM

week 3 dream

i have tons of dreams i dont finish out. i had one were i was like traveling all over the country with my frineds and we would go to these weird paces that dont even exsit. anyways we went to this place that was like green . everything was green. and like the lights would flash and you'd have tolike get to a certain place before. well i woke up ... but i imagine it has some type of game thing to it . like you were out if you didnt make it or like you were taken prisoner. idk it was really weird though.

week 3 whatever

so its really cloud everywhere, inside outside where ever. im going to see cloverfeild and i dont know what else. probably dinner yay a date a date. anyways it feels like a monday which is horrible because its definetly friday. i wonder whats for lunch today. my car is disgusting because of all the salt and what not . its riddiculous. yesterday i sat around and read my book all day in p.jays. nine forty five to two it was awesom i definetly dont have a life. yah know. i had to work yesterday it was ok i guess. i dnt have to work tonite though , well obviously if im going to a movie. hmmmm i had soccer practice on or conditioning on wednesday that was fun. justine lee is sitting next to me writing about how im sitting next to her how ironic.

week 2 my fear

Do you remember those hair balls that you would get in your drain? If i came into to conatact with that there would be total flippage. allthe normal symptoms; sweating, heavy breathing, and oh yeah the hellish sound coming from my mouth. i was riddiculouse. Now the more mature young adult that i am have moved up. I am deahtly afraid of spiders! this isnt a newly developed its been forever. One day i was doing the daily chores at our drab farm. Correction not out we rent it it wouldnt be drab if it was ours, im just kidding its not that bad. so i mosey my way over to the barn to get some chicken feed right? Right no bigge regular dusty, beat up rubbermaid container. i pop the lid open not thinking and HELLO! What do we have here? hmmm an hairy , 8 legged gift from satin! yay. so as im pacing around trying to ease my panic attack i a grab my phone and call dad aka spider warrior. "so this feeding the chickens you had planned aint happenin" "we not ", he replyes "just feed them" " there is a ginormouse spider in the feed", " shut up and kill it w/ something" i hang up the phone in disbelliefe. anywho i crush it with this metal dudad i find laying around. so you would think i was good surrrrrre , i cant stick my hand in there i know it dad but i cant im shaking and am about ready to from hyperventallationright? well lets what dad doesnt know wont hurt him.

my definition of a poem week 1

generalizations of poems I've read.

They usually have a rhythm, and a certain flow about them. The older i get the more complex they get no more 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish. also the older i get he don't really rhyme any more which might i add is a bummer because i happen to by a person who appreciates a nice rhyme once in a while. When someone says poet i think of Emily Dickinson and Shel silverstein. that giving tree book when i was little i just thought it was cool that tree could do that stuff. i read a lot of dark poems in English 2 if my memory serves me right. They usual were related to death and despair or some sort twisted story. example Edgar Allan Poe when he wrote the poem(i think) about the guy who ripped his girlfriends teeth out and buried her alive i think it's call Berenice , bernice,bernadice . i don't know that was strange. poems usually have some type of reflection at the end a realization. lots of comparisons are in poems . like feeling s to weather.