Do you remember those hair balls that you would get in your drain? If i came into to conatact with that there would be total flippage. allthe normal symptoms; sweating, heavy breathing, and oh yeah the hellish sound coming from my mouth. i was riddiculouse. Now the more mature young adult that i am have moved up. I am deahtly afraid of spiders! this isnt a newly developed its been forever. One day i was doing the daily chores at our drab farm. Correction not out we rent it it wouldnt be drab if it was ours, im just kidding its not that bad. so i mosey my way over to the barn to get some chicken feed right? Right no bigge regular dusty, beat up rubbermaid container. i pop the lid open not thinking and HELLO! What do we have here? hmmm an hairy , 8 legged gift from satin! yay. so as im pacing around trying to ease my panic attack i a grab my phone and call dad aka spider warrior. "so this feeding the chickens you had planned aint happenin" "we not ", he replyes "just feed them" " there is a ginormouse spider in the feed", " shut up and kill it w/ something" i hang up the phone in disbelliefe. anywho i crush it with this metal dudad i find laying around. so you would think i was good surrrrrre , i cant stick my hand in there i know it dad but i cant im shaking and am about ready to from hyperventallationright? well lets what dad doesnt know wont hurt him.
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the worst pat of being afraid of spiders is walking through one of their webs in the middle of the night.
hmm being scared of hair balls in the drain. thats a new one but they are really gross. and spiders too. eek
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